$LAPTOP: Down 97% from $83K. Snitch receipt SN-261030-XB6YD

Ran to a $83K peak 12 min 43 s after launch, now down 97%. The launch group bought 22.4% of the supply in the first block and sold 80% of it after 4 s. At least 111.8 SOL extracted. Funded via Binance. Patterns, not verdicts.

Token The Binance Laptop ($LAPTOP), contract BT7N5c6vYYeq827ht8QVwBSTaWrtaCPxgUMUoHDppump. Created 2026-10-30 02:25 UTC, deployer wallet 29yFzeBZgxf5zqrAkKXwgZtQehRf4pL8WbV2nRJikbw8. Case SN-261030-XB6YD, open.

SN-01 Bundled launch: The deployer and 1 other wallet took 22.4% of the supply in the same block the token was created. This flag is raised at 20%.
SN-02 Fast kill: The launch group sold 80% of what it bought 4 s after launch (half of it after 1 s), and 100% inside 2 h. This flag is raised when 80% is sold inside 2 h. Every wallet in the group was out 2 min 30 s after launch.
SN-03 Shared funding: 2 early wallets have funding that traces to the deployer, to each other, or to the same recent source.

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